wrong liz miller: Archive

If I ate meat, you guys, I would be SO FUCKING MAD...

So birthday cooler is being picked up by me and shipped tonight and should be to Dad in two days with 6-8 bacon wrapped fillets (melt in your mouth kind)! We went with those because they weigh the least and are the most expensive in a restaurant…so there! Bam! Love, [REDACTED] SO MAD.

Feb 25th

The Lupus Foundation of America just asked me to...

So I guess that means another Liz Miller has lupus? Sorry to hear that, other Liz Miller.

Jan 29th

Jan 8th

Does anyone know what to do when a guy named Gary...

Because that just happened.

Dec 25th

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Some Liz Miller just used my email address to set...

Congratulations on creating your brand new Gmail address, blessedmomof4angels@gmail.com. Please keep this email for your records, as it contains an important verification code that you may need should you ever encounter problems or forget your password. You can login to your account at http://mail.google.com/ Enjoy! The Gmail Team Boy I hope we don’t get wires crossed going forward....

Oct 6th

I cannot emphasize enough how much this email was...

SUBJECT: Will Your Church Pray on Nov. 11? Dear Friends: When we ask persecuted Christians in hostile and restricted nations how we can help and bless them, their first response is, “Pray for us!” The International Day of Prayer for the Persecuted Church, on the second Sunday in November, is an important way of answering their request. It is a day for the worldwide Body of Christ to unite...

Sep 18th

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I got like three of these in one day. BLARGH.

I guess that Liz Miller who was getting married, y’know, got married. Dear Liz, Below is your schedule of events for your wedding day. * Address to get ready: [REDACTED] * [REDACTED HAIRSTYLISTS] will arrive at 11:15 * #3 hair appointments * #2 makeup appointments * Any additional people, if there is time, will be $ 85 payable in cash only * Your cell phone # is [REDACTED]...

Jul 2nd

May 8th

Sounds like somebody had an exciting night.

Due to the recent events at the “Foxhole Lounge. We need to “REMIND” everyone of the VFW Post rules. Verbal conflict and arguments will “NOT” be tolerated. The Bartender will ask you to pay your tab and leave! “A SECOND OCCURRENCE WILL RESULT IN YOU BEING “PERMANENTLY BARRED” FROM THE FOXHOLE LOUNGE.” [REDACTED] Commander [REDACTED] Booster President

Mar 7th

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Subject header: [REDACTED]'S BACHELORETTE...

HI GIRLS!! CAN’T BELIEVE [REDACTED]’S PARTY IS ONLY A MONTH AWAY!! SO EXCITED!! Please email me and let me know if you will be attending, because I need to book reservations ASAP. Also, please tell me whether you have access to a car and want to drive. I was planning on renting a party bus ( I will pay for it), but it will only make sense to do this if people want this option....

Jan 5th

A teacher is rightfully concerned about being...

As we discussed the pro’s and con’s of Honors. A few items of note if indeed there is discussion about doing away with honors courses across the board: * In theory I can understand this. HOWEVER, from a counselor perspective with college admission, colleges want to see the strength of their academic program. Many schools specifically ask for the number of Honors and AP classes a student...

Sep 29th

May 11th

I got someone else's homework by accident

Act 3 scene 4 - you know your own degress, your ranking - macbeth will mingle with the pepole - the first murduer calls macbeth over - line 15, its better that there is bnquos blood on his face than him alive - then the murdur tells him that fleance has escaped - macbeth says that fleance is like a baby snake, he is not a threat right now - ...

May 4th

Proof that I do reply to every mis-addressed...

Liz Miller was one of two people addressed on this email: [REDACTED #1], Attached should be the invoice #318 (already paid) except materials under MONEY OWED, 2nd Attatchment should be the new invoice #319 for the library Thanks, [REDACTED #2] The invoices was for the installation of a back patio and French doors, among other work, with a total amount of about seven hundred dollars...

Apr 20th

NOT COOL NOT COOL NOT COOL NOT COOL.

On March 11, 2011, a 9.0 magnitude earthquake struck Japan, causing mass damage to the Tohoku region—including a devastating tsunami and damage to the Daiichi Power Plant in Fukushima. Our thoughts and prayers continue to go out to everyone in Japan, as well as friends and families overseas who have been impacted. In order to reach out and help, our agency is in the process of collecting...

Apr 13th

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I'm kind of at a loss with this one.

Dear Class Member, Thank you for signing up for the LifeStudy Class: “So You Think You Are Married.” I am truly looking forward to our time together over these next six weeks. Here is the basic info regarding our class: So you think you are married Tuesday evenings from March 29 through May 4, 2011 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM Auditorium [REDACTED] The focus of the class is to get...

Apr 6th

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I got confused by this one because I received it...

…while at one of the evening soirees. So not only did the very first line quasi-apply to me at that time, but I might have been a little intoxicated, and thus there was a serious moment of “oh, crap.” Hi Liz! I hope traveling is going well. Here is a list of the questions that will be asked on Wednesday night: 1. your name, names and ages of kids 2. what country and/or...

Mar 30th

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The fun thing about receiving another Liz Miller's...

Hey Liz! Hope you are winding down from Thanksgiving! I’m literally dreaming about your family’s pumpkin cheesecake. I seriously need to know who made that and get the recipe to make over break! Just a quick question for you… would you mind if I came to shadow you for a couple hours next week? I’m discerning exactly where Christ is calling me and my advisers thought it...

Mar 23rd

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DEAR WHICHEVER LIZ MILLER IS SELLING HER 2007...

Please fucking fix the email address on your ad so that people will stop emailing me about it. Thanks. Love, Liz PS: Fun fact — $2000 appears to be a pretty good deal for a well-maintained Polaris Ranger ATV. If I knew what a Polaris Ranger ATV was, I might be impressed by that.

Oct 5th

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It's hard out there for a pimp. Also, since when...

Hi Liz, Thanks for sending along your resume for the Receptionist/Administrative Assistant opening that we are working on. I am in the office and would love to connect if you are still conducting a job search. I work for a family-run recruiting agency and we specialize in Administrative support roles. We have two clients that have needs…. VC Firm, Boston- Receptionist 30-45k Bio-tech...

Aug 2nd

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Questionaires like these make me glad I'm not a...

Hello Everyone! I hope your summer is going well or will be very soon (for those of you still working). I know this might not be the best time, but I am in need of some more feedback to use for my Action Research. I did not get a great response from my colleagues, most likely due to the timing. If you could find some time and fill out the following survey and email it back to me, I would much...

Jun 2nd

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“In the largest study of this phenomenon to date, “Pregnancy Coercion, Intimate...”

– From When Teen Pregnancy Is No Accident | The Nation This is a deviation from the Wrong Liz Miller format, admittedly, but just to be clear — this is not me. (It is, however, an amazing yet disturbing article. Highly recommended.)

May 28th

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May 18th

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The continuing adventures of that Liz Miller whose...

Liz, Attached is the airline, hotel and launch information. The launch is schedule for 2:20 pm on the 14th, and we will probably need to link up with a couple of guys who we are going to the causeway with us, so we will have to leave early in the morning. I’m planning to talk to people and get the skinny about how early we need to be queued up if the gates open at 10:20 (L-4hr). ...

May 5th

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Man, this is wrong on a couple of levels.

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May 3rd

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Apr 4th

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I do in fact kind of wish that I were this Liz...

SUBJECT: Are the Liz Miller that spent a year in France? in 1976/1977 ? If yes please email me back. If not, I am sorry I bothered you :)

Mar 18th

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"I have a very clean reputation and would never...

Hello To All! And THANKS…to ALL!!! Just a quick note to everyone involved with the photoshoot we did at the [REDACTED] Bentley dealership last week! I first want to say….you all did such an incredible job…I shot 17 people in 7 hours, and for every single one of you..that is incredible because none of you had done a photoshoot before and the nervousness was there, but...

Mar 7th

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Jan 25th

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It's Cookie Time!

Hey Liz its [REDACTED]. How are your cookie sales going? [REDACTED] and I are going thru our neighborhood on Sat. I have been selling them at work so that gets us a lot of sales. [REDACTED] and I went to the booth meeting tonight to pick our times and locations. We mostly got the [REDACTED] by Pinewoods and then the one on [REDACTED] by 41. Have they given you the computer email yet? Well I will...

Jan 15th

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Time to get in the game!

Dear Liz, Greetings from [REDACTED] Women’s Soccer! Thank you for your interest in our soccer program though college prospects. [REDACTED] College competes at the NCAA Division III level and is a member of The Commonwealth Coast Conference (TCCC). We finished our season with a record of 10-9-1 with 7 shut outs, going 5-1-1 in our last 7 games before losing in the semi-finals in our...

Dec 23rd

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And people think there are no job opportunities...

Liz, This is [REDACTED]. My sister [REDACTED] forwarded your resume. This job look like it would be a good fit for you as a starting point at [REDACTED ONLINE RESEARCH DATABASE]. It’s very much the same job I started here, and I also have an English degree with a minor in Creative Writing Poetry. I’ll have been here twenty years as of next Tuesday. If you are interested, and I hope...

Dec 10th

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I got this email right in the middle of an...

Hello Elizabeth I would like to take the time to formally introduce myself. My name is [REDACTED] and I am a recruiter and trainer for Avon. I have been making attempts to contact you and I apologize that we have not gotten a chance to speak to one another. I have been running my Avon business for ten months now and I enjoy what I do. When I first came to Avon I was looking to make about an...

Nov 16th

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Watch out for those gangs of nerds!

RE: AP Prep Sessions As a carrot to get you all to the prep sessions, if you attend all three sessions, you will receive a coupon for a “get out of essay free” card good on any essay other than the midterm and final. If you already wrote the essay and it was scored, the score is erased. If you attend two of the three sessions, you will earn a “get out of quiz free” card,...

Nov 10th

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November is a busy time for Christians, it turns...

Hello sweet girls :) I will miss you all this weekend! I will be at Camp St. [REDACTED] for Holy Spirit weekend with [REDACTED]. I will be praying for each one of you as we all continue on our journey with Jesus, one step at a time; a little bit each day :) I actually won’t see you all until December b/c I will be going on the youth group retreat the weekend of the 13th, I’ve got a...

Nov 6th

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Life in Michigan, I'm sure, is as awesome as life... →

Hey there! HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY!!! Hope it was a good one!…..drop me a line, what’s your new address, how’s life in Michigan? I start a new job on Monday 11/16. I am going to be a direct employee for Home Loan Services in their REO department. No more LPS for me….woohoo!!! Looking forward to an update….when you get some time. Love, [REDACTED]

Nov 5th

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Guys, let's learn what it means to be the...

Hi girls… Enjoyed being with you this morning…thankful the Lord is working in all of our hearts and that we’re not alone on this journey! Wanted to pass along a few things…. First, I wanted to give you the meaning of the word “prodigal,” as this morning I was a little fuzzy on the exact definition. :) The word “prodigal,” as defined by Tim...

Nov 3rd

These people have quite the social calendar.

Are you free Thursday Nov. 5th from 1:15-4:15 ([REDACTED]’s nap). [REDACTED]and I have a bris in the burbs to go to. I know [REDACTED] is free on Thursday’s but she just told me that she works for the ADL on Thursdays.

Oct 28th

So my uncles don't like me nearly as much as this...

Hi Favorite Niece, Got your email address change and made the change in my “contacts”. I am so very sorry not to have gotten to meet my new Grand Nephew before your move….glad I got to see you on my way North this Spring or it would have been a REALLY long time. I hope that this move is everything you hope for…is [REDACTED] getting enough recompense that you can be a...

Oct 26th

I WISH this one was directed towards me, because...

Potential late delivery due to Royal Mail strike action Dear Elizabeth Millen [sic] As a subscriber to one of our magazines, I am writing to let you know about a potential delivery problem. As you may be aware, the Communications Workers Union (CWU) has announced that there will be a nationwide postal strike for two days on the 22nd October until 23rd October. We wanted to give you advanced...

Oct 21st

I actually wasn't sure for a little while about...

Hello, [REDACTED] asked me to forward the information below to you…any questions let us know. Hi Girls, A couple of things……. We will not meet this Sunday, October 25 . Instead we will meet: Wednesday Oct. 28th 7:00 pm The Girl Palace (email [REDACTED] for...

Oct 21st

How much is a mattress WITHOUT plastic really...

my name is [redacted] and i am interested in your post on craigslist. i was wondering if the mattress is still in the plastic, if not that’s ok. you can reach me at [redacted] or by phone [redacted] if i don’t answer please leave a message as i do not get great service where i am at. thanks and i hope to hear from you soon.

Oct 12th

I choose to interpret this as the Man trying to...

October 9, 2009 Thank you for applying for the Administrative Support Assistant position job posting 29-44 in the Director’s Office of the Smithsonian Astrophysical Observatory. After a very lengthy and careful recruiting process we have completed our review of all the applications submitted for the position. We have selected another candidate whose skills and experience more closely...

Oct 9th

I knew before I finished reading the first...

Hello Ladies, I’m so sorry neither of you were on our original list of homecoming queens to contact! Getting email addresses on everybody has turned out to be quite an undertaking :) On behalf of James Madison High School I would like to cordially invite you to be a part of our Homecoming Festivities in our 50th year. As one of our beloved Homecoming Queens you will be...

Sep 25th

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Sep 7th

Sounds like a fun night's afoot in Chi-Town

I meant to ask if you can think of any “bars” that serve decent food in the west loop, river north or downtown area? The only thing that may be annoying about Bob San is if we get back room- it is dark with no windows (from what I remember). For example…I think the name of the bar Citizen has a good roof top and good food. It is reasonable. Just thinking we should take advantage...

Aug 24th

Jul 11th

New Alternate Liz Miller! (a middle school parent...

Hello there! It is that time again….Are you ready for another meeting. Meeting will be tomorrow Wednesday May 20th, 2009 In Mrs. [REDACTED] room to go over the final plans for Promotion day. Cant wait to see all of you parents especially some 7th grade parents we need to get some help from lots of you to make promotion day a sucess. Not to mention it will help you to ful-fill the...

May 20th

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It's not often that the right Liz Miller makes me...

33 Volunteers ~ 3 Runs to the Dump ~ Rain Showers ~ Some Mud ~ TLC ~ Pizza THANK YOU for volunteering and working so hard at the Will Rogers Spring Campus Beautification Event May 2, 2009 The 2 Interior Quads look so nice with the rubbish, weeds, sap, and dead shrubs removed, Landscape Plants Pruned, and the Windows and Walkways Washed. The Front of the school looks Tidy under the...

May 5th

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